Virtual Insanity

jan 13, 2025

I woke up early, a sensation pulsing through me. I hadn’t felt relief in months, the tension between my heart, throat, and eye refusing to let go of its grip on my vISIon of realiTEA.

& boy, did we get some good tea today.

Today will go down as the funniest day in social media history.

As teh facist united states of authoritarianism prepares to solidify the ‘tiktok ban’ and finalize the boot on the throat of the american populous.

So what did the people do?

Our government, the entity denying us our basic human rights and blatantly admitting it wants us scared to die so we over work ourselves to death and accept nothing and love it, is telling us to be afraid of the Chinese Government….

Hmmm….

what to believe…

Who

&

Where do you turn 2 for the news?

Rednotes OF COURSE

Our very clearly authoritarian on both ‘sides’ of the ‘aisle’ tried to stell us that zuckeryucks signature on the checks he sent them was secret data informing them that the CCP was about to do something dangerous….like point out how congress is asking the us people for a raise, something they can approve on their own without our help and not to mention the millions in endorsements they keep getting from the companies making millions devaluing american labor.

Again & again they shove cOmUnIsm BaD in our faces….

Anyway…back to rednotes.

Well, more like redbook.

littleredbook.

xiaohongshu

As in, the authoritarianism masqurading as communism propaganda book…

So the US government is saying zuckeryucks check, I mean the CCP MIGHT DO SOMETHING SCARY WITH OUR DATA OOOH SO BAN TIKTOK AND NOT ANY OTHER CHINESE APP….

So what did we do?

Go to an actual chinese app, named after a communist propaganda book, and gave it all of our data and started using it and started talking to actual Chinese people and have found out in less than 48 hours that the wall between us is invisible.

We are the same.

We love Luigi.

Loathe Trump

& love memes, recipes, & hot GOSS

The world is in a better place now.

I tried to put up an audio episode about it but my website is being weird.

So if you use redbook or tiktok, I am @revisionandy on both.

I’m somewhat of a….

*Spins dramatically*

Special Character

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